A harmless prank for colleagues who forget to lock their screen. Plants an SSH key — and cleans everything up on uninstall.
Everything is transparent, reversible, and scoped to one file.
A single curl command plants the key. Your colleague won't notice until they check their SSH folder.
Every key is logged to your admin panel so you always know who's been pranked and when.
The uninstall script removes the key from the device and the database — no trace left behind.
Only writes to ~/.ssh. No sudo, no system modifications, no persistence beyond the key itself.
Pre-existing keys are never touched. The installer tracks what it created so only that gets removed.
Read every line on GitHub. No surprises, no telemetry beyond the key record stored in your own database.
Share the install URL with your (unlocked) colleague's terminal open.
An ed25519 key is created at ~/.ssh/id_ed25519 and logged to your dashboard.
Point them to their SSH folder. Lesson learned about locking screens.
Run the uninstall URL — key removed from device and database instantly.